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2001

   
07/21/01

Bush Livin' La Dolce Vita at G8 summit in Genoa

by Victor Payan
Pocho Operation G8 Keeper Correspondent

More than a 100,000 angry protestors have gathered in Genoa, Italy to voice their concerns about the harmful effects of globalization, as the leaders of the seven wealthiest nations and Russia meet to discuss how to carve up the resources of the other 231 nations of the world.

The eight leaders who make up the so-called "G8" alliance reportedly discussed such issues as AIDS in Africa, free trade, the Kyoto global warming accord, the proposed Bush missile defense system, and different ways to ignore the presence of more than 100,000 angry protestors....more

 
     
06/11/01

MEXICANADA: Immigrants bypassing US for friendly neighbor to the north

by Victor Payan
Pocho Northern Mexposure Correspondent

A recent study from the Canadian Undocumented Labor Office (CULO) shows that greater numbers of undocumented immigrants are bypassing the US on their journey north, preferring to seek a better life in Canada. Analysts say this could have major consequences for the US economy, agriculture, Republican scapegoating and sales of leaf blowers....more

 
     
05/05/01

California artist unveils Cinco de Milo statue

by Victor Payan
Pocho Boreder Art Critic

To commemorate Cinco de Mayo, California artist Pablo Picoso cut the arms off the statue of a Mexican man reaching up with hands outstretched that he had erected in his yard.

It was a tough decision, but I did what I had to do," explains Picoso, who has named the statue the "Cinco de Milo."...more.

 
     

  04/30/01

THE WORST HUNDRED DAYS

Bush sets presidential record for reneging on campaign promises

by Victor Payan
Pocho Political Pundit

In a political coup de foie gras that will become known in the history books as the "Raw Deal," President-neglect George W. Bush has shocked pundits and political analysts by reneging on all of his campaign promises within the first 100 days since he and Vice President Dick Cheney seized office in January....more.

 
     
 03/29/01

Irate Consumers Reverse Charges on Power Mad Energy Companies

by Victor Payan
Pocho Power Crisis Management Team

In response to the Public Utilities Commission's announcement of a staggering 46% electricity rate increase, a group representing irate California energy consumers is encouraging customers to bill their power companies for the difference...more.

 02/23/01
American dud on American soil!
Evidence suggests Bush trip to Mexico was faked
 
by Victor Payan
Pocho Noticiero Informal de Informes Informativos
The internet is buzzing with rumors that President-neglect Bush's historic visit to Mexico was faked. Individuals from throughout Mexico and the U.S. are flooding chatrooms and Oldies radio programs with evidence suggesting that Bush never set foot on Mexican soil, but was actually somewhere between the Nueces River and the Rio Grande....more.
 
 01/31/01 Bush to recognize ruthless Taliban as "faith-based organization"

by Victor Payan

Pocho Christian Political Science Monitor

In a surprise move which many are calling the actions of a first-class divider, President- neglect George W. Bush announced that he will recognize the Taliban, Afghanistan's brutal fundamentalist Moslem ruling party, as a "faith-based organization" eligible for US federal assistance.
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 01/14/01 Gulf War anniversary arrives amid radiation controversy: "Colin Cancer" blamed for widespread veteran illnesses

by Victor Payan
National Pocho Radio Activa

The controversy stems from widespread evidence that DU weapons, which use the uranium isotope U-238 to enhance their armor piercing abilities, have turned Iraq, Kuwait and Kosovo into radioactive forbidden zones.

In one recent experiment, a gene from a Gulf War veteran was injected into a Rhesus monkey, causing the monkey to glow in the dark.
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 01/09/01 Bush defends Labor Secretary choice
"I did not have employer-employee relations with that woman," claims Chavez


by Victor Payan
Pocho Anti-Definition League Correspondent

Linda Chavez, President-neglect George W. Bush's appointment to head the Department of Labor is up to her W-2s in controversy as critics continue to demand answers regarding her extended work relationship with an undocumented Guatemalan woman named Marta Mercado-Libre.

Despite the fact that Chavez housed Mercado-Libre and gave her regularly-dispersed amounts of "spending money" in exchange for housework and other chores, Chavez maintains innocence based on her interpretation of the definition of the word "work."
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