1999

 09/16/99

Latinos Give Hollywood the Brown Eye
Group Opts for Constructive Deconstruction

Following the success of last month's nationwide television Brown Out, the National Ad Hoc Hispanic Media Collective announced that it will call for a more constructive boycott strategy called the Brown Eye...

 08/30/99

Vicente Fernandez to open mariachi-themed casino in Las Vegas

Mexican recording legend Vicente Fernandez held a press conference recently to announce his plans for opening a mariachi-themed casino in Las Vegas. Designed to cash in on the immense popularity of such large scale theme casinos as "New York, New York," Fernandez said he expects to open his casino, which will be called "Guadalajara, Guadalajara," by the end of the year...

 08/10/99

NASA, US military give world the finger over deadly probe

"F**k you!" NASA tells the world regarding the possibility that the plutonium-laden Cassini space probe, due for a flyby of our planet on August 17 and 18, may re-enter the Earth's atmoshphere, permanently poisoning the global environment and potentially causing cancer in billions...

 07/25/99

Scientists discover white male hate gene, others blame God

The study claims to have identified a so-called "hate gene" in white males and alleges that evidence of this genetic tendency toward senseless violence, which researchers have dubbed Male Pattern Whiteness...

 05/18/99

Native American Group Decries Irony of Deploying
Apache Helicopters in War Against Ethnic Cleansing

President Clinton responded today to protests from a group of 24 Apaches who argue that the American military's deployment of 24 Apache helicopters to fight in a war against ethnic cleansing is "a sick and cruel joke and an offense to Native Americans everywhere"...

 04/27/99

Is Former CA Governor Pete Wilson wreaking havoc in Kosovo?

Wilson was known in Sacramento to have held a thinly-veiled contempt for ethnic Albanians, calling them wanna-beaners. Once he told an off-color joke at a party in which he referred to the war-torn Balkan republics as "Chuco-slavia"...

 03/25/99

Famed Mexican Porn Star Feted in DF

Famed Mexican porn star Alejandro Montejainas was celebrated at a gala reception in Mexico City last week. Montejainas, who first gained public notoriety in his landmark 1967 film "Chilito Lindo", has starred in more than seventy productions in a career that spans nearly four decades...

 03/22/99

Tijuana No! to release children's album later this month

Songs like "Puff, The Feathered Serpent," "Taco de Ojo" and "Los Tres Cochinito PRI Bastards" are sure to be classics, and their duet "Mi Caballito Lerdo" with legendary Mexican children's TV star Chabuelo is already receiving significant airplay throughout Mexico...

 03/16/99

Gregory Nava Signs New Line Deal
Set to Direct El Norte Sequel

"I'm doing a sequel because the devastation caused by Hurricane Mitch will send a new wave of Central Americans northward," says Nava...

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